I think this is the funniest post to the Apple support forums I have ever seen:
https://discussions.apple.com/thread.jspa?threadID=562848&tstart=15
I feel sorry for the guy, I really do, but I couldn’t help laughing my head off. Here’s a direct link to the YouTube vid, in which you can see the guy try, but fail, to swat the insect living inside his monitor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tu_yBEZ-is
I’m going to make no jokes about buggy machines… Oh, wait – I just did. And in the title too. Whoops.