Time to be inraged…
…inchoate? 
That’s inrageous!
Come on now, little piggykins, tell your uncles what is the matter. Why are you outraged?
Uncle Vic,
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+-----------------------------+I’m sorry! Sorry, I tell you!!
I am slightly better today. I have moved through disgust and disgrunt, and am settling quietly into disappointment.
Well, at least we have containment.
We really don’t want to know because, apparently, this issue caused a severe drop in your usual loquacious level indicating a possible trigger moment. So what is dis problem?
Dave
Yeah, I feel like I’ve missed something? Can we share indignation? Light bags of cat poop on the offender’s steps? TP their houses?
Ah, that brings back memories from my misspent youth. Thank you for that.
Why bother with bags?
And why light them? 
So you can see the ice on the steps?
Dave
That’s all you’d need … snapped ankles, and feline feeseeseesees all over your shoes! Life’s a bitch, init? 
Why would one want the offender to see the ice? 
Another consideration is: wot if y’ve got a flight of steps, and a bag on each step? 
we’re careering (or careening, if you’re a colonist), headlong toward a dystopian nightmare
Kind of hard to transport cat poop without a bag or other receptacle, isn’t it?
Not for cats.