speaking in Klingon
-ston-on-Thames.
Touch my Monkey!
Chapter 2
Darkness consumed Vic-k’s
reticence, allowing him
fewer bathroom breaks
for philosophical contemplation
of reselling lamposts
.
“Brilliant idea!” shouted
Mum, as Maude
conceptualised the KTWTS
and coupons for
promotional, discounted KTWTS
tumbled from the
stolen purse wallet
while pigeons flailed
helplessly. Vic-k prodded
his burgeoning paunch
with blue petunias
. Mum-n-Maud, tut-tutted, synchronously