deliverance from mediocrity
.
Mum nudged Maude
. "Dominatrix resurrection, eh
?"
And thus began
a whole new
school of thought
descent into depravity.
EDIT: Oops, missed the extra page … but I still think my extension is better and more in tune with the thread!
“Depravity!” Mum’n’Maude grinned
wossat 
mean!!? 
.
“Fancy some?”
"Natch!
screamed the bartender.
Natch flinched as
the anal beads
– “whose writing this?”,
asked the censor
speaking in Klingon
-ston-on-Thames.
Touch my Monkey!
Chapter 2
Darkness consumed Vic-k’s
reticence, allowing him
fewer bathroom breaks