Vic-k and a three word story

, which Mum-n-Maud found

, life-affirming and inspirational

. Vic-k felt flattered

, striking a pose

of debilitating embarrassment

and modest unpretentiousness

post-erection flatulence expelling

as usually did

-dly dum di

dum.
Maude-n-mum’s confabulation

and animated gesticulation

, raised pro-protester’s ire

. However, vic-k’s conciliatory

lack of KiWCS

, threatened appendage frostbite

which only furious

rubbing could assuage

. Belinda volunteered to

cancel Vic-k’s membership

, even as Mum-n-Maude