and general jiggling
of various bits
of anatomical protuberances
.
Speaking of protuberances,
something stands out
as being minuscule
: Vic-k’s ego. Self-effacing
, and exceedingly handsome
feline companion gazed
wantonly at his
electric can opener
‘fishy-in-the-dishy’ apparatus
and purred expectantly
. Never one to
underestimate Vic-k’s culinary
incompetence, the savvy
feline’s principal dietary
threats sent shivers
through Long-J’s timbers
wearing nice suits