a thousand misplaced
illiterate literature majors
.
Notwithstanding supposed egalitarian
customer service providers
lacklustre customer care
, The Bondage Association’s
sales figures whipped
chained leather sales
.
Bespoke wall shackles
became de rigueur
amongst the literati
and the illerati
.
Wannabe Joycean Mollies
stumbling blindly through
helium filled blowup
furniture said, "Neologically
speaking, that’s different
than ikeanic furnishings
flawlessly assembled by
sweat and wind