Vic-k and a three word story

. Only kiddin’! 'onest

."
Handsome Gene misunderstood

the missing aspirate

(not surprising really)

as folksy charm

the literate illiterate

draconian descendant of

a thousand misplaced

illiterate literature majors

.
Notwithstanding supposed egalitarian

customer service providers

lacklustre customer care

, The Bondage Association’s

sales figures whipped

chained leather sales

.
Bespoke wall shackles

became de rigueur

amongst the literati

and the illerati

.
Wannabe Joycean Mollies