Vic-k and a three word story

, "wannabes always pissing

into the wind

and onto me

empty Jamesons. Bloody

Mary is preferable

to nymphomaniac Geneviève

. Only kiddin’! 'onest

."
Handsome Gene misunderstood

the missing aspirate

(not surprising really)

as folksy charm

the literate illiterate

draconian descendant of

a thousand misplaced

illiterate literature majors

.
Notwithstanding supposed egalitarian

customer service providers

lacklustre customer care

, The Bondage Association’s

sales figures whipped