, "wannabes always pissing
into the wind
and onto me
empty Jamesons. Bloody
Mary is preferable
to nymphomaniac Geneviève
. Only kiddin’! 'onest
."
Handsome Gene misunderstood
the missing aspirate
(not surprising really)
as folksy charm
the literate illiterate
draconian descendant of
a thousand misplaced
illiterate literature majors
.
Notwithstanding supposed egalitarian
customer service providers
lacklustre customer care
, The Bondage Association’s
sales figures whipped