Fluff, I would appreciate if you could restrain your natural cattiness and not project your own insecurities on others. It’s not my fault your human forgot to give you your flea shot and you’re itching with irritation. And I believe you got your terminology wrong, it’s not “bimbo” it is “himbo” a.k.a “your human”, who may also have forgotten to give you your fishy in a dishy since he’s occupied with his many friends in the closet. So don’t get snippy with me, use your paws and call the animal helpline!
Well bowing is a start…for that much needed exercise regime.
I would suggest you do at least 1000 repetitions a day, feel free to chant “Oh great Ms Linny of superior intellect”. Mrs P sounds old and fuddy duddy, and we both know you are older than me, and also fuddier and duddier…
But back to your lifestyle changes, because we’ve all seen your latest mug shots in other threads, it aint healthy to plonk in front of your dishy all day waiting for it to be re-filled with fried fishy. So on top of the bowing, I would suggest you ask himbo to feed you steamed fishy with a side serving of veg.
You know I’ve only got your well-being in mind Fluff.