The New American Dollar

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Wed Nov 12, 2008 4:41 pm Post

Since the American Economy is cratering the Federal Reserve Bank has decided to issue a new Dollar Bill to better represent the strained economic times in America. Here is the new Bill.



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Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:16 pm Post

And here I thought it was going to look like this:

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Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:36 pm Post

LOL

I think that is what the loan agreement looks like.
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:09 pm Post

jeeezz!!! my inlaws look like him :shock:
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:38 pm Post

vic-k wrote:jeeezz!!! my inlaws look like him :shock:


Both of them? :shock:
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:45 pm Post

All of em!! :shock:
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:49 pm Post

I'm not sure what to say vic... I mean... all of them! :shock: Was there an accident, something the family don't like to talk about?
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:01 pm Post

I don`t know El. None of em talk to me anyway! Suppose that`s a blessing really
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:20 pm Post

vic-k wrote:I don`t know El. None of em talk to me anyway! Suppose that`s a blessing really


Yeah, means you'll save a few pennies come Christmas. :twisted:
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:25 pm Post

I kind of expect vic-k looks like his in-laws based on these pictures.

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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:28 pm Post

Eldritch wrote:There is eloquence in screaming.

Out of curiosity, you ever live in a house with infants or toddlers?
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:35 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:Out of curiosity, you ever live in a house with infants or toddlers?


Thankfully no. I have this strange impulse to wrap them up and post them to the Arctic. It has therefore been suggested I avoid them where possible.
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 10:55 pm Post

Eldritch wrote:
Jaysen wrote:Out of curiosity, you ever live in a house with infants or toddlers?


Thankfully no. I have this strange impulse to wrap them up and post them to the Arctic. It has therefore been suggested I avoid them where possible.

I thought so. No one having endured a night of infant "eloquence", or the "eloquence" of a toddler would have that sig without 30 or forty apologies or emoticons.
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:44 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:I thought so. No one having endured a night of infant "eloquence", or the "eloquence" of a toddler would have that sig without 30 or forty apologies or emoticons.


I did debate the apologies, then, just as I was going to click those little emoticons I thought, hold on.... I kept it in my pants for this very reason... peaceful nights, restful mornings, the ability to go out when I like. Life is so, so good. :mrgreen: I have nothing to apologise for.
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Wed Nov 12, 2008 11:58 pm Post

Eldritch wrote:Yeah, means you'll save a few pennies come Christmas.


I said they don`t talk to me. I didn`t say they don`t take. Friggin freeloaders, arn`t they? :(

Anyway! Jaysen. El is as hobbled as you are. There`s a woman in his life! Kids...women, all the same, ones as bad as the other. :(
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