tch! tch! Numpty … be very careful! Pigfender has inherited the ability to move threads about arbitrarily … cross him again and he’ll dump you, not on Scriv’s bottom deck … Latte … but in Scriv’s bilges, or as Billy Shake-y’-spear’s Prince Hambergerlet proffers, “The undiscovered country, from whose bourne no traveller returns, …” Feck knows what or who you’ll be swimming with in those fetid, putrid waters, while having to endure this, on loop youtube.com/watch?v=hpJ6anurfuw
Be very, very careful numpt.
So sorry. I already have in the wings an extended theory of genre – your own theory of genre but on steroids.* Code name: “genreRog+” or just ‘gRog’ for short. Ready to spring that on you at the first sign of danger.
Those that follow me on Instagram will know I’ve been on holiday for a few weeks. I’ve also just started a new job. Those two between them have put a bit of (hopefully minor) disruption to our normal timetable. I’ll talk to the necessary stakeholders and see if we can’t get a date lined up.
Scraps, genre ideas are always welcome*! I’ve done no thinking at all on this yet so everything is to play for.
GR is excluded due to conflict of interest from the wager he has with Mrs GR.
Genre:
BONDAGE&SADO-MASOCHISM, or, if y’wanna posh it up a bit … ANATOMY-PSYCHOLOGY-PHILOSOPHY.
Even more exciting, would be Niad’s first, ‘Graphic Novel’
How about: A group of writers, most of whom have never met, decide to write a novel in 24 hours without knowing the plot or what each other is writing. Everything they write comes true…
How about: Criminal mastermind uses a stable of unsuspecting writers to execute the perfect crime. Set to work for 24 hours on what they presume are isolated parts of a fictonal plot, they unwittingly plan the heist of the century. As the “chapters” come in, hour by hour, the caper unfolds in real time in London.