Doing a quick online shop with ASDA today, I searched for 'toilet paper' and this came up:
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Skallegrim
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Write Your Novel in 30 Days—A 10-Step Guide:
9) Don't stop to research
why, oh why, didn't I listen to Garda?
9) Don't stop to research
why, oh why, didn't I listen to Garda?
Cheese rolls - check
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls -
Eddy
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls -
Eddy
"Writerʼs block is just a symptom of feeling like you have nothing to say, combined with the rather weird idea that you SHOULD feel the need to say something." - Hugh MacLeod
garpu wrote:Eddy wrote:Cheese rolls - check
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls -
Eddy
By the transitive property, is there such a thing as bog bacon? Does it go with a shower beer?
'Listen, some quiet night, when you've shirked your work that day. Do you hear
that distant, almost inaudible clicking sound? That's one of your
competitors, working away in the night in
Paris or London or Erie, PA.'
that distant, almost inaudible clicking sound? That's one of your
competitors, working away in the night in
Paris or London or Erie, PA.'
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vic-k
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Transitive relationships don't apply to HAWs.
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
As a professional, you, are your one and only asset. Without integrity you are worthless, but with it, you are priceless.
I strongly suspect this is a scam. I ordered toilet paper, had it billed to my CC, and it still hasn't arrived. I'm fresh out of alternatives and ideas. I've tried the recipe. It doesn't work either. Please help.
Yours truly,
bathroom breaks are overrated
Yours truly,
bathroom breaks are overrated
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vic-k
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garpu wrote:vic-k wrote:Transitive relationships don't apply to HAWs.
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
Exfoliation for one's bum!
Spot on, garpu, spot on ... well it is for ordinary humans, but for HAWs it more a case of Defoliation
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vic-k
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Twolane wrote:I'm fresh out of alternatives and ideas. I've tried the recipe. It doesn't work either. Please help.
Yours truly,
bathroom breaks are overrated
Have you tried the new tabloid version of THE GUARDIAN newspaper.
Cut or tear paper in half, place one half on top of t'other and tear again. Repeat process again.
Since the late 1800s, the Manchester Guardian was, and still is acknowledged as superior bog tissue.
Hope this helps.
Vic
As a professional, you, are your one and only asset. Without integrity you are worthless, but with it, you are priceless.
Thanks, Vic, but I've already found the perfect solution. Here's the recipe:
A single square of tp folded twice to make a small square. Tear off the point, insert single digit, and there you have it - a re-usable forest product, free from defects, that will last forever.
Reduce. Re-use. Recycle.
A single square of tp folded twice to make a small square. Tear off the point, insert single digit, and there you have it - a re-usable forest product, free from defects, that will last forever.
Reduce. Re-use. Recycle.
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That escalated quickly.
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Life has a way of moving you past wants and hopes -- Kevin Flynn
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Life has a way of moving you past wants and hopes -- Kevin Flynn
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devinganger wrote:That escalated quickly.
there's an easy explanation for that....
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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You have to be careful, though, because some escalators are quicker than others ... and!!!! some of them are heading in the wrong direction!!!Jaysen wrote:devinganger wrote:That escalated quickly.
there's an easy explanation for that....
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Skallegrim wrote:Doing a quick online shop with ASDA today, I searched for 'toilet paper' and this came up:
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220 results for toilet paper in Products. Also see results for toilet paper in Recipes
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Oh no, I've got to see those recipes. I have to know the truth!
