That’ll be Paris-n-Helen gettin’ down-n-dirty,
While Aga and Achi get downright shirty!
OOoh! Can I play? What do I win if I get it right?
Beth, RDG… you guys taking part this year? Surely you keep all your weekends in October free just in case?
Devin… JOIN US. JOIN US AND YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.
Genre: Choose-Your-Own-Adventure.
IT IS YOUR DESTINY…
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But Devin: do join us. Together we can rule the galaxy… er… I mean, it’s fun! We know you can write action (which may not help with this year’s dinosaur romance novel*). 
[size=85]*Return to topic! I’m getting my groove back. [/size]
[size=85]Says who? and how are you determining it is your groove and not someone else’s groove? did you take measurements of your groove prior to it’s departure or get it tattooed with an identification number?And was your grove stollen or did you irresponsibly misplace it and so don’t really deserve to have a groove until you “grow up” and learn to take care of your groove?
Well? WELL!?
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Uh. A NIAD t-shirt? I’m sure you need one.
I want to, but I’ve got an upcoming surgery (nothing life threatening) that’s not yet scheduled, so I can’t commit to anything right now.
… Probably? It’s been an exhausting summer, but I’m hoping to wrangle some time off in the coming months for personal pursuits.
This bear has a bias, but accepts that there doesn’t have to be a bear in it.
Biker vixens with guns.
[size=150]Wolfy baby, 'salready bin dun! Sorry try agen!! 
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I appreciate the invite, but I can’t find enough time to work on the projects I already have in progress.
Besides, I don’t play well with others. 
Yes
Yes
No
No
I love my groove. I let it go. It came back. Therefore, it’s mine. QED
It’s only 20 hours (less if you’re a fast writer)
That’s the best bit, no-one else gets to write your bit. Complete freedom.
But if you don’t wanna, you don’t wanna and that’s OK.
Awwww… what a lovely story. You writing the screen play to sell to Hallmark?
Heck, I go our of my way to play poorly with others!
Yet Piggy still takes my chapter. Something is wrong with that hog…
I need to write more than that? 
A little back story… some side plots… Give it some moments of suspense.
Okay, chick lit aside (since I’ve been duly informed that it isn’t a proper genre), I’m goin’ for the gusto and choosing a highly suspenseful spy thriller - yup highly suspenseful spy thriller is my genre choice … I think … perhaps … if not then it’s gotta be a cozy mystery … NOT … oh, sigh … .
This year you have to write a Screenplay: My Life as a Navvy, starring, Oliver Reed wannabe, Fred Skunk. 
I love my groove.
[i]I let it go.
It came back.[/i]
Therefore, it’s mine. QED
Everything you asked for, it’s all there. 