Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:07 pm Post
Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:13 pm Post
pigfender wrote:I have less than four hours and still need to finish writing the briefs...
Fri Oct 24, 2014 7:36 pm Post
Siren wrote:Jaysen wrote:I kind of pictured you as a boxer man myself.
Now I'm worried. Surely you cannot be imagining our esteemed NiaD organiser in his undergarments? Where's your respect, Jaysen?!
Fri Oct 24, 2014 10:52 pm Post
Montree_Whiles wrote:nom wrote:Plan #37...
Uhm, what happened to plans numbered 33-37?
Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:05 pm Post
Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:39 pm Post
Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:15 pm Post
Well... Mrs kind of takes that approach so it must work.pigfender wrote:Jaysen wrote:
Piggy, no comment on teams?
I actually didn't understand the question, so glossed over it in the hope that it wasn't important. That's a good life strategy, right?
Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:17 pm Post
vic-k wrote:In the dispatching of human, only two armlegs were ever called into use. To begin with, one would reach out and gently take hold one of the human’s hands, whist the other would caress and stroke the hair and head of the victim. Probably, on the third or fourth stroke, a few strands of hair would be plucked from the scalp. The armleg holding the hapless, evil human’s hand, could raise it to the demon’s mouth, and hold it there whist it nibbled at a few fingertips, sucking the blood flowing through the fingers, as though it were using a bunch of straws.
The armleg hand, systematically denuding the head, could stop for a second or two and very slowly, tear off an earlobe, or pluck an eye from its socket. The Runtaqui-likes’ skill, lay in prolonging the horror of the dismantling of the human’s body, digit by digit, limb by limb, organ by organ, without affording the sinner the merciful release of death.
To itemise the full extent of Runtaqui’s repertoire of exquisitely painful procedures, would require an inordinate amount of time and effort, so, suffice to say that they are extensive. One facet of the tormenting process that used to appeal above all others to Runtaqui, was that of slowly peeling strips of skin from various parts of the evil, screaming human’s body, and devouring those strips (as that evil human itself, might have consume hors d'oeuvre, in its pre-Hell existance, ), before nibbling on the excruciatingly sensitive, exposed subcutaneous tissue.
Tue Aug 04, 2015 10:22 pm Post
Numpty, tell that beautiful wife of yours, that if she wants to remain on the pedestal that I've placed her on … she'll have t' stop believing everything I say!Jaysen wrote:Mrs wants to know if you left a preceding digit of the age of your nephew.
Wed Aug 05, 2015 12:43 am Post
gr wrote:Aw crap, I'm in.
vic-k wrote:Numpty, tell that beautiful wife of yours, that if she wants to remain on the pedestal that I've placed her on … she'll have t' stop believing everything I say!Jaysen wrote:Mrs wants to know if you left a preceding digit of the age of your nephew.
Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:39 pm Post
pigfender wrote:Jaysen, calm down; you'll hurt yourself.
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