Damned Australians! shakes fist in the general direction of her feet
Signed,
Adela, from the antipodes. Of Australia. Maybe a bit to the right.
Cool! I’m from Iowa. I wonder how many other Americans are participating this year. 
This must be one of the most secret International Cooperation Events in the…er, International world, like.
It’s okay. Next year I’m bringing friends. 
Less than an hour to go. Too early in the morning for alcohol so I’m heavily caffeinated. Kids locked in the basement. Wife has the credit card and has gone shopping. Dog has been put down. Fish tank drained.
Bring it !
Oh, heavens to Betsy! I’ve gotta make a last minute run out in rush hour traffic. Most anywhere but here that wouldn’t be a problem. Sheesh.
How pithy can language get around here. My thought, “D@*N!”
35 min Piggy.
Yellowcake, what’s yer half life?
FAIR WARNING - IT LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT BE 30 MINUTES LATE.
So we are going with “sea urchins” at 1 minute after.
I warned you about slacking off. Sure it was indirect and inferred but you were warned.
You would not believe the strange week I’ve had.
Is that a challenge to make it interesting? I’m willing to attempt rising to the challenge.
But? But? But?.. 
What about the children?
10 minutes piggy. 10 minutes.
5 minutes going to print it out before going to bed so I can think about it while sleeping 
5 minutes … and no matter how many times I hit the refresh button, it still says 5 minutes …
Jaysen … vaigeness alert… Half life? Whaaa?
I’m taking it you aren’t a nuclear physicist or weapons designer.
WHERES MY BREIF?!?!?
no … just an Aussie, I’m sorry, I should have apologised in advance
We are used to your type. Matt broke our will and nom kicked is while we were down.
Yellowcake can be used to describe a type of radioactive material.
I blame Jaysen. I warned him that plan #28 was too risky and could have negative consequences, but no, the headless one was convinced he could pull it off. Well, thanks to hubris, it looks like we’ll only have 19 hours and 30 minutes to write a novel in a day (twice).