Where Jaysen tests the patience of Mr Piggy
Jaysen wrote:So how about
1. A prehistoric fly
2. A Klingon
3. 3 poodles
4. One HAW (Hairy Arsed Welder to the uninitiated)
5. A biplane
Possible?
Hmm, sounds like a romantic comedy. In which case my chapter will have the sassy yet sweet space dragon to dole out the love advice.
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Jaysen wrote:Montree_Whiles wrote:Uhmmm, folks ... .
I tried to warn you. I really did. Don't fret though, ya'all ull git d' jist soon 'nuff.
Forewarned is not necessarily informed. At least not enough to make a decision.
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Montree_Whiles wrote:Jaysen wrote:Montree_Whiles wrote:Uhmmm, folks ... .
I tried to warn you. I really did. Don't fret though, ya'all ull git d' jist soon 'nuff.
Forewarned is not necessarily informed. At least not enough to make a decision.
There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Jaysen wrote:There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…
We all have our weak points.
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Montree_Whiles wrote:Jaysen wrote:There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…
We all have our weak points.
you fit right in around here.
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Jaysen wrote:Montree_Whiles wrote:Jaysen wrote:you fit right in around here.
Well, thank you. I'll take that as ...
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Mr Piggy,
I've been thinking (not sure how I keep doing that given the lack of brain encasement), if the muse won't … muse … then can the writer {i]create[/i]? Isn't the author/muse relationship much like that of life/oxygen? Maybe not for real writers, but for those like say … me.
I've been thinking (not sure how I keep doing that given the lack of brain encasement), if the muse won't … muse … then can the writer {i]create[/i]? Isn't the author/muse relationship much like that of life/oxygen? Maybe not for real writers, but for those like say … me.
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Well, you can't force someone to give you a good musing; that's illegal. I understand automusing is a popular solution if you have no alternative. I'm pretty sure there are websites you can browse to help you with the process.
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Jaysen wrote: ... Maybe not for real writers, but for those like say … me.
Depends how small that grouping is, I suppose.
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I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"
At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.
At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
Jaysen wrote:I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"
At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.
If you're real, then it is. If you're natural, a better choice'd be "0 < n < 2"
r6d2
Beware of realism when writing. Avoid the usual zoo inhabitants. Summon the unicorns and the tritons, and give them reality!
--Julio Cortázar
Beware of realism when writing. Avoid the usual zoo inhabitants. Summon the unicorns and the tritons, and give them reality!
--Julio Cortázar
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Consider the evidence provided -->
I stand by my expression.
Add to that the fact that I may be a manifestation of vic-k's heartburn and ...
I stand by my expression.
Add to that the fact that I may be a manifestation of vic-k's heartburn and ...
r6d2 wrote:Jaysen wrote:I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"
At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.
If you're real, then it is. If you're natural, a better choice'd be "0 < n < 2"
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
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Piggy,
Can we do a three-word-chapter? See how well the three-word-story came out? imagine how perfect a three-word-chapter would be...
Can we do a three-word-chapter? See how well the three-word-story came out? imagine how perfect a three-word-chapter would be...
Jaysen
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09
I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09