Vic-k and a three word story

, drooping appendage exposition

sucks!" She said

"Put this KiWCS

in the fire

and slip into

something more appropriate

," handing him a

saucy Santa suit

befitting his beneficent

, self-sacrificial Nature.
Mamma Flage

, papa Flage, and

, young Flagelletta, cavorted

.with disillusioned policemen

and Welsh hill-farmers

’ sadio-masochistic clique.
Mum-n-Maud

turned the thumbscrews

on conciliation and acquiescence

, flipping a coin

; coining a flippancy

; ‘flipping the bird’ (which, coming from a couple of Aussie matriarchal bimbos, probably entails the use of Digitus Impudicus, disguised as an ostrich)