Thank you for your birthday message! I’m sorry I’ve not been around 
Last year wasn’t a great one for me. My dad passed away, and I kind of got rather insular.
But it’s nice to be thought of and reminded to drop in!
Vic-k gets his own thread?
The Mayans were right!!! Tis the end of the world!!!
Well really, aren all threads Vic-k’s anyway?
I KNEW it!
I blame the moderators? MODERATORS!!! do me a fu (oops! sorry! 
nearly said one of His Obnoxiousness’s favourite rude words then), favour! Only thing that will prevent the forum plummeting into the Abyss, and the outstretch arms of the demon 
Choronzon , is draconian action by some well meaning humans on the WWW’s governing body. 
It can’t go on like this! 
Fluff
Sorry Fluff, but you have to face it. We’re basically self-regulating down here. You know, like the Financial Services sector, or the Media.
Daaaaaaamn.
my point exactly, Herr Schweinekotflügel.
We are just waiting until you least expect us…
feckless scarlet harlot!!!
Fluff