How do you guys stop Forum spam?

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Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:58 pm Post

Sin wrote:
KB wrote:torrents of porn


Coincidentally, the title of my upcoming children's book.


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Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:59 pm Post

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 12:45 am Post

Wock wrote:Image


Coincidentally, my upcoming children's book also happens to be a pop-up book.

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:27 am Post

KB wrote: (The downside being that we get one or two emails every week from frustrated users who have completely missed the anti-spambot question and can't understand why their registration isn't working.)


I'd send more but I have a day job and it takes time to keep setting up all these new email accounts.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:48 am Post

Sin wrote:Coincidentally, my upcoming children's book also happens to be a pop-up book.


Hopefully not Scratch-n-Sniff.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:33 pm Post

AmberV wrote:Hopefully not Scratch-n-Sniff.
Nahh...it'll be, 'Snatch-n-Stiff'. :twisted:
Snatch: usually vulgar : The female pudenda
Stiff...? self evident

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 2:45 pm Post

So in this "children's pop up book" that is snatch and stiff, does Viagra have interactive ads on the large pop up models?
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:30 pm Post

Wock wrote:the large pop up models?
Nope! Only on the flaccid ones.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:46 pm Post

THe generic for Viagra is called


Mycoxaflopin
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 3:54 pm Post

I'm enjoying the irony of how a post on how to stop spam on forums has degenerated into... well, you can all read.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:16 pm Post

pigfender wrote: forums has degenerated into.
Wot the 'ell d'y' mean,'degenerated'. :shock:

Wock wrote:Mycoxaflopin



Or the Mafia financed cheapo Italian version Stoppamycoxaflopin
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:19 pm Post

pigfender wrote:I'm enjoying the irony of how a post on how to stop spam on forums has degenerated into... well, you can all read.


Degenerate? pfffft!

These are IDEAS! Creative juices are flowing!

I think I will open a low rent strip club and name it "Pole Position". A racing theme...

I bet I create more jobs than the Gvernment does!

Ha yarrggh!
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 4:33 pm Post

Wock wrote:Degenerate? pfffft!
Pige...I don't think Herr S was calling, you, a degenerate...but if the cap fits (and we all know it does), wear it.
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Wed Apr 04, 2012 5:00 pm Post

Fluff wrote:but if the cap fits wear it.


Coincidentally, that's the last line and moral of the story in my upcoming pop-up, snatch 'n' sniff children's book.

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Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:22 pm Post

Sin wrote:
Fluff wrote:but if the cap fits wear it.


Coincidentally, that's the last line and moral of the story in my upcoming pop-up, snatch 'n' sniff children's book.


You could call it "Caps-Lock"
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