for evacuating colons
after irrigating same
involves quite painful
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269 vic-k
268 sin
257 fluff
237 bargonzo
103 brookter
92 wock
54 pigfender
bouts of commode
misted aerosol spray
recirculating commodious victuals
for a pleasing
one-eyed, back-slapping, ass-clapping
“Foul!” He called
, cocking his eyes
at un-homing homer
happily hymning homilies
as columbiformes do
[size=60]I was calling foul on the pigeons use of 3 hyphens to exceed the word limit.[/size]
(coo / clucks clan
gasped and belched
parentheses) comma, period.
The parent theses
plagiaristically pondered pilfering
their offspring’s dissertations
organically induced through