Time For Another

, useless beyond belief

, but well-endowed nothingless

.
"ATTENTION! EVACUATE! ATTENTION

(crash, smoke, fire)

," barked Barney belatedly

, as inconsolable crowds

stampeded through the

green room, grabbing

toilet paper and

Vic-k’s homemade pies

, and understandably so

a pink smock

with negative contiguity

blamed the paparazzi

for the lewd

misrepresentation of Stanislavski’s

stunning Stuttering Study

of Hot Yoga

. Stanislavski protested profusely

while pondering pragmatic

Note: Is anyone actually going to take the time to write all this down in a proper format? It would make for some good "material" for a demo template in SCR. Just saying...