Time For Another

. Regrettably, dawn brought

a less egalitarian

schoolteacher with a

pantload of ideas

, useless beyond belief

, but well-endowed nothingless

.
"ATTENTION! EVACUATE! ATTENTION

(crash, smoke, fire)

," barked Barney belatedly

, as inconsolable crowds

stampeded through the

green room, grabbing

toilet paper and

Vic-k’s homemade pies

, and understandably so

a pink smock

with negative contiguity

blamed the paparazzi

for the lewd

misrepresentation of Stanislavski’s