. Regrettably, dawn brought
a less egalitarian
schoolteacher with a
pantload of ideas
, useless beyond belief
, but well-endowed nothingless
.
"ATTENTION! EVACUATE! ATTENTION
(crash, smoke, fire)
," barked Barney belatedly
, as inconsolable crowds
stampeded through the
green room, grabbing
toilet paper and
Vic-k’s homemade pies
, and understandably so
a pink smock
with negative contiguity
blamed the paparazzi
for the lewd
misrepresentation of Stanislavski’s