, farted and partied
; parted seas prestidigitally
whilst kneading dough
, tuning in Tokyo
Rose’s apocryphal propaganda
.
Bandy the panda
breeder said, "Pricks
on fingers hurt
–nay,violate–decorum
." That bad…eh
.
Then the moose
abuse, rampant aboard
HMS Noah’s Ark
sent shock waves
–vibrotactile elephant vocalizations*
(*In the interest of not being accused of plagiarism, this phrase was borrowed from a news story in NYTimes’ Science section today–and is a real phenomenon being studied by real scientists. It just seemed right for this story as I read it, so I used it.)
—rapping the knuckles
like dominatrix housewives
wielding feather dusters
billowing phosphorescant dust
over useless husbands