However, I note that everyone else is a minus while I am a plus.
I'm a little disturbed by the implicit mathematics, especially without Pigfender writing a chapter to help balance the equation. Still, I'll do my best...
Well, don't let it go to your head. Scrapsandsass is getting some very special treatment in the list, albeit subtly so. I think it could be argued that iii trumps a lone +.