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Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:19 pm
by pigfender
<Yawn> Who hasn't read that book, like a MILLION times?!

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 2:39 pm
by Lem
Jaysen wrote:So how about
1. A prehistoric fly
2. A Klingon
3. 3 poodles
4. One HAW (Hairy Arsed Welder to the uninitiated)
5. A biplane

Possible?


Hmm, sounds like a romantic comedy. In which case my chapter will have the sassy yet sweet space dragon to dole out the love advice.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:56 am
by Montree_Whiles
Jaysen wrote:
Montree_Whiles wrote:Uhmmm, folks ... .

I tried to warn you. I really did. Don't fret though, ya'all ull git d' jist soon 'nuff.


Forewarned is not necessarily informed. At least not enough to make a decision.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Fri Oct 03, 2014 12:24 pm
by Jaysen
Montree_Whiles wrote:
Jaysen wrote:
Montree_Whiles wrote:Uhmmm, folks ... .

I tried to warn you. I really did. Don't fret though, ya'all ull git d' jist soon 'nuff.


Forewarned is not necessarily informed. At least not enough to make a decision.

There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…

:twisted:

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Sun Oct 05, 2014 3:46 am
by Montree_Whiles
Jaysen wrote:There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…

We all have our weak points.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2014 2:24 pm
by Jaysen
Montree_Whiles wrote:
Jaysen wrote:There over 4,800 informative examples of my nonsense in these forums. If that isn't enough you might be a bit indecisive…

We all have our weak points.

you fit right in around here.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2014 1:24 am
by Montree_Whiles
Jaysen wrote:
Montree_Whiles wrote:
Jaysen wrote:you fit right in around here.


Well, thank you. I'll take that as ...

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:03 am
by Jaysen
Mr Piggy,

I've been thinking (not sure how I keep doing that given the lack of brain encasement), if the muse won't … muse … then can the writer {i]create[/i]? Isn't the author/muse relationship much like that of life/oxygen? Maybe not for real writers, but for those like say … me.

:(

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Wed Oct 08, 2014 10:25 am
by pigfender
Well, you can't force someone to give you a good musing; that's illegal. I understand automusing is a popular solution if you have no alternative. I'm pretty sure there are websites you can browse to help you with the process.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:21 am
by Montree_Whiles
Jaysen wrote: ... Maybe not for real writers, but for those like say … me.


Depends how small that grouping is, I suppose.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:41 pm
by Jaysen
I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"

At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:30 am
by r6d2
Jaysen wrote:I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"

At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.

If you're real, then it is. If you're natural, a better choice'd be "0 < n < 2" :lol:

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:30 pm
by Jaysen
Consider the evidence provided -->

I stand by my expression.

Add to that the fact that I may be a manifestation of vic-k's heartburn and ...
r6d2 wrote:
Jaysen wrote:I'm pretty small the "like me" group is best expressed as "0 < X < 2"

At least for the sake of all humanity I hope that is the proper expression.

If you're real, then it is. If you're natural, a better choice'd be "0 < n < 2" :lol:

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:40 pm
by Jaysen
Piggy,

Can we do a three-word-chapter? See how well the three-word-story came out? imagine how perfect a three-word-chapter would be...

Re: Where Jaysen test's the patience of Mr Piggy

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 1:05 pm
by pigfender
What you do on your free time is up to you?