Where Jaysen tests the patience of Mr Piggy

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Fri Sep 26, 2014 1:58 pm Post

r6d2 wrote:
Rocky wrote:Life's not about how hard of a hit you can give... it's about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.

Mrs wrote:Challenge accepted.

Thanks. I'll send the medical bill to you…
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:03 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:Thanks. I'll send the medical bill to you…

I'll be glad to dispose of it properly. :wink:
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Fri Sep 26, 2014 2:14 pm Post

In case it wasn't obvious, I'm a big fan of the Rocky movies!
http://www.pigfender.com/index.php/2014 ... rom-rocky/
"Some dice only have sixes." nom, 19 Oct 2013
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Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:33 am Post

Jaysen wrote:Nom, Did you get the "do you really want to compare lists?" response? I opted out of the comparison as I feel that will put me in an unrecoverable position.


Didn't make it that far, the change of topic was abrupt. Although clearly the comments had some impact because later on there was reference to my Stallone-as-Rocky impersonation. It seems there are many aspects to condescension: I learned several that night. :oops:
Heaven help if I'd tried The Pigfender Rocky Method in a moment of need rather than curiosity.
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Sun Sep 28, 2014 11:35 am Post

r6d2 wrote:Even it a case like this Rocky is your saviour:
Rocky wrote:Life's not about how hard of a hit you can give... it's about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.


Cruel. Just cruel.
(But wouldn't you want to be a fly on the wall to see the response?)
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Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:27 pm Post

My chapter is done. Do I send it to you now so you can make your story fit?
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Mon Sep 29, 2014 12:37 pm Post

Dear Matt,

You are forgiven.

Love and hugs,
Rog
"Some dice only have sixes." nom, 19 Oct 2013
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Mon Sep 29, 2014 2:54 pm Post

pigfender wrote:Dear Matt,

You are forgiven.

Love and hugs,
Rog


That didn't take long…

BTW, I need you to add a few characters. Send me the character template and I'll fill it in.

:twisted:
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Tue Sep 30, 2014 1:40 am Post

Uhmmm, folks ... .
“Writing is not necessarily something to be ashamed of, but do it in private and wash your hands afterwards.”
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Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:03 pm Post

Montree_Whiles wrote:Uhmmm, folks ... .

I tried to warn you. I really did. Don't fret though, ya'all ull git d' jist soon 'nuff.
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Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:24 pm Post

I swear this forum is self-trolling.
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Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:29 pm Post

pigfender wrote:I swear this forum is self-trolling.

Did you notice the subject?

I'M ALLOWED TO TROLL MY OWN THREAD!!!!

My posts in the main thread are … more serious? I will buy a shirt. Especially if it meets my design suggestions. Heck, I'd probably buy more than one. I actually have a collection of "memory" shirts and I'd add the NaiD to it.

But just to really frustrate folks, I do have a few idea for the completely unknown chapter I get to write. Characters to introduce and kill off. Micro plots to drag in. Each chapter is a story by itself, right?

BWAHAHahahahackcoughcoughgah
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:02 pm Post

Mr. Fender (are you violating a trademark here?),

My plan for your NiaD requires the following:
1. Ocean
2. Alien abductions
3. Ben Franklin
4. Bill Cosby
5. Pocket watches
6. Opossums

Cold fusion wouldn't be a bad add, but I don't need it.

Thanks.
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:12 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:Mr. Fender (are you violating a trademark here?),

My plan for your NiaD requires the following:
1. Ocean
2. Alien abductions
3. Ben Franklin
4. Bill Cosby
5. Pocket watches
6. Opossums

Cold fusion wouldn't be a bad add, but I don't need it.

Thanks.


Damn! There's another plot I can't use now!
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Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:17 pm Post

So how about
1. A prehistoric fly
2. A Klingon
3. 3 poodles
4. One HAW (Hairy Arsed Welder to the uninitiated)
5. A biplane

Possible?
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