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Online shopping

Posted: Thu Nov 11, 2010 2:38 pm
by Skallegrim
Doing a quick online shop with ASDA today, I searched for 'toilet paper' and this came up:
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220 results for toilet paper in Products. Also see results for toilet paper in Recipes
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Re: Online shopping

Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:23 am
by Eddy
Cheese rolls - check
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls - :shock:

Eddy

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:37 am
by garpu
Eddy wrote:Cheese rolls - check
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls - :shock:

Eddy


By the transitive property, is there such a thing as bog bacon? Does it go with a shower beer?

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 2:28 pm
by Hugh
garpu wrote:
Eddy wrote:Cheese rolls - check
Bacon rolls - nom nom check
Bog rolls - :shock:

Eddy


By the transitive property, is there such a thing as bog bacon? Does it go with a shower beer?


:)

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Mon Jan 29, 2018 7:47 pm
by vic-k
Transitive relationships don't apply to HAWs.
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
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Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:35 am
by garpu
vic-k wrote:Transitive relationships don't apply to HAWs.
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
Image


Exfoliation for one's bum!

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 11:22 am
by Twolane
I strongly suspect this is a scam. I ordered toilet paper, had it billed to my CC, and it still hasn't arrived. I'm fresh out of alternatives and ideas. I've tried the recipe. It doesn't work either. Please help.

Yours truly,
bathroom breaks are overrated

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:52 pm
by vic-k
garpu wrote:
vic-k wrote:Transitive relationships don't apply to HAWs.
Not hard t' figure out when you look at Welder's Bog Roll
Image


Exfoliation for one's bum!

Spot on, garpu, spot on ... well it is for ordinary humans, but for HAWs it more a case of Defoliation :wink:

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:02 pm
by vic-k
Twolane wrote:I'm fresh out of alternatives and ideas. I've tried the recipe. It doesn't work either. Please help.

Yours truly,
bathroom breaks are overrated

Have you tried the new tabloid version of THE GUARDIAN newspaper.
Cut or tear paper in half, place one half on top of t'other and tear again. Repeat process again.
Since the late 1800s, the Manchester Guardian was, and still is acknowledged as superior bog tissue.
Hope this helps.
Vic

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 9:49 pm
by Twolane
Thanks, Vic, but I've already found the perfect solution. Here's the recipe:

A single square of tp folded twice to make a small square. Tear off the point, insert single digit, and there you have it - a re-usable forest product, free from defects, that will last forever.

Reduce. Re-use. Recycle.

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:11 pm
by devinganger
That escalated quickly.

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2018 10:20 pm
by Jaysen
devinganger wrote:That escalated quickly.

there's an easy explanation for that....

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2018 4:05 pm
by vic-k
Jaysen wrote:
devinganger wrote:That escalated quickly.

there's an easy explanation for that....
You have to be careful, though, because some escalators are quicker than others ... and!!!! some of them are heading in the wrong direction!!! :shock:

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 2:18 pm
by RichardBowen
Skallegrim wrote:Doing a quick online shop with ASDA today, I searched for 'toilet paper' and this came up:
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220 results for toilet paper in Products. Also see results for toilet paper in Recipes
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Oh no, I've got to see those recipes. I have to know the truth!

Re: Online shopping

Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2018 7:58 pm
by vic-k
RichardBowen wrote: I have to know the truth!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMzd40i8TfA :cry: