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Mon Nov 08, 2010 8:30 pm Post

Q. Name the four seasons

A Salt mustard vinigar pepper.

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Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:05 am Post

Q.What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get older, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.

Q.Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A.Premature Death.
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Tue Nov 09, 2010 5:31 pm Post

Will this list include the delightful classic about Sir Francis Drake circumcising the world with a giant clipper? :oops:

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Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:50 pm Post

Eddy wrote:Will this list include the delightful classic about Sir Francis Drake circumcising the world with a giant clipper?
Unfortunately no. :( Try this to keep you going. :wink:

Q. Explain the process by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:38 am Post

Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (eg. the abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,E,I,O,U.

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
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Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:54 am Post

Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.


Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby.

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.

That`s all folks. :wink:
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Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:26 am Post

Noooo! I was just getting into it!

I approve of this thread :)

Maybe we should continue it under the table in Ye Olde Red Lion.

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Fri Nov 12, 2010 12:27 am Post

vic-k wrote:Q.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.

I would say that is technically true. Bah humbug to any teacher who marked that one down :)

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Fri Nov 12, 2010 11:07 am Post

Eddy wrote:Maybe we should continue it under the table in Ye Olde Red Lion.

I would counsel against such a move, Eddie. :shock: I refer you to Fluff`s post at: viewtopic.php?f=11&p=70713&sid=8adc5d86dc3945dd2b9901bf365cb99e#p70713
Eddy wrote: Bah humbug to any teacher who marked that one down

There`s one joke left. This is definately the last on the list I have.

Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can feel soft as your face.

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