Q. Name the four seasons
A Salt mustard vinigar pepper.
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Genuine Brit GCSE Answers 2010 16yr old boys.
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Q.What happens to your body as you age?
A. When you get older, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q.Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A.Premature Death.
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A. When you get older, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q.Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A.Premature Death.
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Will this list include the delightful classic about Sir Francis Drake circumcising the world with a giant clipper? 
Eddy
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vic-k
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Unfortunately no.Eddy wrote:Will this list include the delightful classic about Sir Francis Drake circumcising the world with a giant clipper?
Try this to keep you going. 
Q. Explain the process by which water can be made safe to drink.
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
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Q. How are the main parts of the body categorised (eg. the abdomen)?
A. The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,E,I,O,U.
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
A. The body is consisted into three parts-the brainium, the borax, and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A,E,I,O,U.
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie.
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Q. How is dew formed?
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby.
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.
That`s all folks.
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
Q. What does ‘varicose’ mean?
A. Nearby.
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or a Shriek wears on his head.
That`s all folks.
As a professional, you, are your one and only asset. Without integrity you are worthless, but with it, you are priceless.
Noooo! I was just getting into it!
I approve of this thread
Maybe we should continue it under the table in Ye Olde Red Lion.
Eddy
I approve of this thread
Maybe we should continue it under the table in Ye Olde Red Lion.
Eddy
"Writerʼs block is just a symptom of feeling like you have nothing to say, combined with the rather weird idea that you SHOULD feel the need to say something." - Hugh MacLeod
vic-k wrote:Q.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A. Keep it in the cow.
I would say that is technically true. Bah humbug to any teacher who marked that one down
Eddy
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Eddy wrote:Maybe we should continue it under the table in Ye Olde Red Lion.
I would counsel against such a move, Eddie.
I refer you to Fluff`s post at: viewtopic.php?f=11&p=70713&sid=8adc5d86dc3945dd2b9901bf365cb99e#p70713Eddy wrote: Bah humbug to any teacher who marked that one down
There`s one joke left. This is definately the last on the list I have.
Q. Use the word 'judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning.
A. Hands that judicious can feel soft as your face.
Vic
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