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Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:25 am Post

And prettier.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 2:13 am Post

With less hair on her arse.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:04 am Post

Jaysen wrote:With less hair on her arse.

Isn't this about Pink's orb?
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:34 am Post

Mr Meskallgri,
An on-topicking, Knight-in-Grimy Armour. You are a credit to your progenitors, sir.

Purist could argue, to`n`fro, back`n`forth as to whether or no, 'bot' is the correct collective noun, that embraces both Pink`s orbs, inferring, as it does, two of pink`s, `orbs`, or buttocks.

However, bot,orb,orbs, or buttocks, as long as they belong to Miss Pinky, they are a far more agreeable topic for oning and offing, than the deviant usage of tangle kelp will ever be.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 4:12 pm Post

Well, would you believe it? Here's something to to draw this thread together.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:40 pm Post

15.5
..10
*

Very Well done young Skalleywag :wink: Very well done!
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 5:51 pm Post

vic-k wrote:15.5
..10
*

Very Well done young Skalleywag :wink: Very well done!
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I know that I am slower that some - ok most - folks here, but you need to explain that. Particularly the *
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:02 pm Post

fifteen and a half, out of ten :wink:
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 6:15 pm Post

Ahh… A reference to Olympic ice-skating.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 8:35 pm Post

I am sorry, but hairy orb sounds simply disgusting. Something akin to dangleberries or living in Minge. Or maybe even a furry muff.

We must draw the line somewhere. I suggest on the gym wall behind the bicycle shed. Mainly because it's not overlooked by flats and doesn't have a CCTV camera, but also because I lost my cherry ripe there and thought maybe I could find it again. Probably wouldn't be nice to eat by now though...

I derailed my train of thought, sorry.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:25 pm Post

It's got a CCTV camera now...I just installed one, on the off-chance as it were. Oh, and I've repainted those worn areas on the bike shed wall; can't think what could have caused such smooth and rounded indentations.
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:35 pm Post

"I am sorry, but hairy orb sounds simply disgusting. Something akin to dangleberries or living in Minge. Or maybe even a furry muff."

I have not contributed to this thread except if I had I lied and did so.

I feel like a Renaissance Cardinal now. Evil but with it with a good chocolate coating.

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Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:39 pm Post

M`Dear
Behind the bicycle shed isn`t for you. In the vestry, we have a secret room, known only to my good self, and certain voluptuous members of the parish Council (albeit, only those with little or no sense of propriety, but possessed of a wicked imagination, insatiable curiosity, and an irresponsible, devil-may-care lust( <----lovely word, lovely word,) for adventure). Upon my soul Miss Pinky, a veritable, 'carried away' interlude 8)

Where was I? Ahh yes, the secret room. It`s a room where many lines have never been drawn. Its the room where we keep all our whips, leather thongs, bindings and shackles. Much more, 'you', don`t y`think, Pinkingtons :twisted:
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Mon Oct 26, 2009 11:42 pm Post

So speaks the noble vicar of Ruttington, otherwise known as the Stockport stag. THE scourge of the Ruttington Women's Institute, he also finds the time to revel as a feline commentator, French "B" film director, magical metalliferous melder, demonic travel guide and part-time seafaring canine lothario. Only a true Brit could turn such chronic schizophrenia into a noble pursuit!
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Tue Oct 27, 2009 12:49 am Post

Juddbert wrote:So speaks the noble vicar of Ruttington, otherwise known as the Stockport stag...
... turn such chronic schizophrenia into a noble pursuit!
Well said sir! `pon my soul! damn well said!
You`re not a member of my congregation are you ? Have we met before:? I seem to be spending more time in the vestry than I do in the pulpit, these days. Can`t imagine why. :?
Listen old bean, you seem a jolly sound sort of chap. Would you fancy a key to the vestry. Good show
Slip this on to your key ring. Now then mum`s the word! wot! :wink:
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