Where is Photographer?


Mon Dec 09, 2019 12:29 pm Post

Can anyone tell me where is a photographer?

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Mon Dec 09, 2019 5:27 pm Post

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Mon Dec 09, 2019 7:28 pm Post

pigfender wrote:Yes

I don't believe you.

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Tue Dec 10, 2019 9:44 am Post

denisebell wrote:Can anyone tell me where is a photographer?

Pangur posits the thesis, that, usually, in most cases, not always, but in most cases, the photographer is behind the camera. Find the camera, and you'll probably find a photographer.
Pangur hopes this aids you in your quest.
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Tue Dec 10, 2019 1:23 pm Post

Photographer taking pictures lumps of coal, is.

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Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:05 pm Post

Turn right.
Take three steps.
Close your eyes.
Take 1.5 steps back.
Turn left.
Hum top 40 hit.
Change your identity (very important).
Open Scrivener and create "Where is a photographer" file.
Write your answer in the Research section.
Compile as a PDF.
If you are very, very lucky, the output file will give you the answer you seek.

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Tue Dec 10, 2019 2:17 pm Post

denisebell wrote:Can anyone tell me where is a photographer?

Where is a photographer. Julius Where, born 1948.
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 11:28 am Post

A photographer, said David Hockney, is a one-eyed man looking through a little 'ole.

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Wed Dec 11, 2019 12:40 pm Post

Ahab wrote:A photographer, said David Hockney, is a one-eyed man looking through a little 'ole.

And thus, in answer to The Great Question: where a photographer is, is always at the other end of a hole.
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Wed Dec 11, 2019 3:49 pm Post

Thus, the Great Photographer In The Sky, is at the other end of a wormhole, in a Parallel Universe .... hmmmm, sounds reasonable.
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