"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

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Wed May 01, 2019 3:18 am Post

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."
"Never was there a time when I did not exist, nor you, nor all these
kings; nor in the future shall any of us cease to be.” Bhagavad-gita

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Wed May 01, 2019 1:13 pm Post

House of Leaves! :D

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Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:07 pm Post

I've never done anything crazy in my life, I think I must go a little crazy.

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Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:31 pm Post

She once played the role of polyunsaturated fat in a school play about nutrition. Her costume was a raincoat.

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Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:34 pm Post

Pretty funny. Thanks for sharing. :D

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Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:33 pm Post

I went crazy a long time ago.