"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

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Wed May 01, 2019 3:18 am Post

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I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 66).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court.

I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red,

orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at her.

The teenager kept looking and would find my dad staring every time.

When the teenager had had enough, she sarcastically asked:

"What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not

choke on his response; I knew he would have a good one!

In classic style he responded without batting an eyelid .....

"Got stoned once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if

you might be my kid."
"If you lose your wealth you have lost nothing. If you lose your health you have lost something. But, if you lose your character you have lost everything." Chanakya Pandit

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Wed May 01, 2019 1:13 pm Post

House of Leaves! :D

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Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:07 pm Post

I've never done anything crazy in my life, I think I must go a little crazy.

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Wed Sep 11, 2019 11:31 pm Post

She once played the role of polyunsaturated fat in a school play about nutrition. Her costume was a raincoat.

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Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:34 pm Post

Pretty funny. Thanks for sharing. :D

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Thu Oct 31, 2019 7:33 pm Post

I went crazy a long time ago.