Some funny AMerican Slang scenarios and expressions....
"I am going to a phat ass party" = Good
"I am going to a fatass party" = Strange looks
"Man that was sick!" (Awesome, amazing feat)
"Man you are sick!" (Awesome, amazing, ballsy person)
"Man you are ill" (Was once "sick" but now used as "bitchy")
"Cap ya" (Going to shoot you)
"Poppin off" (Acting crazy, crazy enough to shoot someone)
"Junk in the trunk" - A girl with a big attractive rear end. "She has junk in the trunk"
"Can I get the short on that" - ( finish smoking someone's smoke)
"Can I get a short" - Can I bum a smoke
"A car's shoes or dubbs" - Rims on a car.
"fixin' to" - get ready to
"Talk over a deuce deuce" - Have a beer together - deuce deuce is a 22oz can of beer
"Bustin forties" - Getting excessively drunk while drinking 40oz beers or beer.
"fronting" - lying or misleading
"Po Po" - Police
"shining" - drinking moonshine or liqour.
"Beamer" - Crack Head
"Twitcher" - Meth Head
"Pirate the booty" - sleep with someone who is promised to someone else.
"Two puppies shy of a pet store" - Someone who is not all there, not very smart.
"Techno Weenie" A cool person who is smart about computers.
"Basement Dweller" A pathetic loser.
"Head Hunter" Someone looking to steal someone else's hard work. Head hunting can sometimes lead to pirating the booty or stealing someone else's talent (low bidding on a job and stealing a client)
"Neck Breaking" or "Break your neck". Music that is really good or "rocking out" to music.
What are some of your odd "slang" uses?