Our NEW three word Pirate story

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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:12 pm Post

. Heartbreakingly disappointed, Cephalopod
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:53 pm Post

ate Marty. Replacement
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:57 pm Post

`Story-arc' now required
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:59 pm Post

by unimaginative pirate
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:05 pm Post

. Repentant phantom McFadden
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:24 pm Post

ineffectually haunted Cephalopod
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:39 pm Post

. Molluscy pique prevailing
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:03 pm Post

, Cephalopod continued traveling
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:09 pm Post

, a leadless dog
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Thu Jun 19, 2008 8:34 pm Post

shouted, 'Mates-for-Squids
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:36 am Post

and still does.

The end.
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Come on guys, we killed off our main character and couldn't think about anything but squid sex. Now who wants to start a New/New Three Word Pirate Story?
sincères amitiés,
Monsieur Clangy Bangy

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Fri Jun 20, 2008 7:49 am Post

or is it?
`ang on a minit roo-boy! It was halfbrain that killed off our hero, not `WE`. I was trying for a `Ceph farts out McFadden alive and kicking` scenario, It`s hard work wi`yoo lot :shock:
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 1:38 pm Post

I am beginning to loth myself.... Here is why.

Listen clangy, dog breath is on the right track. squiddy should have excreted a "not to pleasant" version of our primary character. At worst we could have revisited the hybridized mannequins to give Marty a mating chance.

But then again we were off on a bizarre tangent from the beginning. Maybe it is time to put a slug in its brain and stop the suffering.

Proposed subject... Canine eating raptors. Not the reptiles, but the feathered kind. sub plot, raptors are unable to distinguish canine from pigeon.

Or maybe something else.
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:39 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:I am beginning to loth myself....


Mr Jaysen,
Do come in and lie down on my couch :)
My name is Dr. Mulallity. I am a clinical psychologist and my field of expertise is 'Self-image Dismorphobia (SID for short). This condition is quite rare, but you appear to be suffering from one of its variants, along with a severe dose of caninous obsessivorosa.

To begin with, we`ll engage in a spot of generalised word association. I`ll say a word: you tell me the first thing that springs to mind. OK? :D Splendid! :wink:
First word:
Wuff
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Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:52 pm Post

FIRE!
RELOAD!
FIRE!

I know that is three words and that punctuation is also present, but in the stream of consciousness in which they occurred they might have been hyphenated.
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