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hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 2:11 am
by mmalnar
and I wish you all a Merry Christmas from Croatia.

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 5:15 am
by garpu
Hello! Merry Christmas and a happy new year! :)

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:16 pm
by Juddbert
Thank you mmainar. Here's wishing you a happy and prosperous new year, from the UK. First tip for 2014 – beware of international raconteur Vic-k. He is, together with his fetid cat Fluff, a habitual visitor to this otherwise fine forum. DON'T LEND HIM ANY MONEY! In fact, best ignore him altogether. I didn't, and look what happened to me:

Image

:? :wink:

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sat Dec 28, 2013 8:35 pm
by Twolane
Dad!

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:25 pm
by Fluff
J. Dudbert wrote:Thank you mmainar. Here's wishing you a happy and prosperous new year, from the UK. First tip for 2014 – beware of international raconteur Vic-k. He is, together with his fetid cat Fluff, a habitual visitor to this otherwise fine forum. DON'T LEND HIM ANY MONEY! In fact, best ignore him altogether. I didn't, and look what happened to me:

Image

:? :wink:
Twolane wrote:Dad!

Young mmainar,
you can see from the above response, that you have deposited yourself in what is tantamount to a literary cesspit!:( AKA Scrivener! You may, if you see fit (and are wise), liken Scrivener, to a leaking, creaking old pirate ship, barely able to stay afloat upon the tempestuous Sea of Literary Endeavour and an ever expanding area of nefarious usage.
You may liken Scrivener, to a cross between The Ship of Fools: Image https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_fools and a Marie Céleste like ghost-ship, albeit, one crewed by by the aforementioned fools.
There is no escape from Scrivener (save for a lonely walking of the plank… Image)
Welcome aboard, young mmainar. Best wishes to you too.
Fluff

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:26 pm
by Sin
Fluff wrote:Welcome aboard, young mmainar. Best wishes to you too.
Fluff


Before he can board, he must first learn our sacred theme song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHEX9EpIL7o

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 8:21 pm
by Twolane
Furthermore, I was happily reading through Vic-k and a three word story story from the beginning, and my bookmark fell out. Darned if I can find where I was.

* begins swatting at flies circling the cesspit *

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 9:37 pm
by Fluff
Twolane wrote:* begins swatting at flies circling the cesspit *
Young Twolane, Is it really necessary to vent your frustration on other innocent creatures. The humble fly plays a considerable role in the great scheme of things. Why not ease the tension by sending poison pen PMs to other members of Scriv's crew. :? Except for the other feline crew members, obviously, most of them serve no useful purpose at all… well none that springs immediately to mind.
Happy New Year Young Twolane
Fluff

Re: hello, a newbie came by.

Posted: Sat Jan 04, 2014 2:00 am
by Wock
Happy belated Christmas and Belated Happy New Year!