What was there before the time came into being?

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:03 pm Post

My vote is for "The Gargantuan Ker-Splat."
And that, my Liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 3:35 pm Post

Before anything existed, we know there was language.

Proof: Genesis 1: 1-3

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

Where did He get the words?
Doubtless, from His writers.

Type on, fellow scriveners.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:04 pm Post

My Lady AmberV,
This simpleton I share a brain with,Vic, has just bookmarked `Semiotics For Beginners`, by Daniel Chandler, in an attempt at discovering the significance of what looks like, a reclining No8. Once decoded, the fool is hoping it says "Vic I love you", but then what else can you expect from the deluded.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 4:43 pm Post

See what you`ve all gone and done!!!! You`ve let `him` out!!!

Sorry My Lady Amber,

The Director is a PIG!!!

Your slave.
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:55 pm Post

"The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it."
- Nietzsche, that horse-hugging madman

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:10 pm Post

If a universe explodes in the void,
and there's no one there to hear it,
does it make any sound?

Don't ask God's writers.
We already know what an unreliable bunch they are.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:30 pm Post

And if you replace every part of the universe before it gets to the other port, is it really still the same ship?

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:34 pm Post

I'm afraid all of this talk is simply pointless conjecture. We already know the answer to all the mysteries of the universe.

Forty-two!
And that, my Liege, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:13 pm Post

Khadrelt wrote:Forty-two!


Yes that is the ultimate answer but, what is the ultimate question? The rats want to know. :-)
The wheel is turning but the hamster is still dead.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:21 pm Post

Hmm, a good question that (the Ultimate one, in fact). I may write some software to work it out. But first, I need a bigger computer. Yes. A much bigger computer. One that can think more, y'know, deeply. So I'll have to build that first. I may be some time...

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:24 pm Post

Why do I feel like a hamster on a wheel?

Hmmm......
The wheel is turning but the hamster is still dead.

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 7:46 pm Post

Can't stand oceans...
Can't write right. Don't care neither. Er...either.

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Occasional player of the old Scappleodium...

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:35 pm Post

The coast of Norway is a beautiful bit of work...

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Tue Sep 18, 2007 9:50 pm Post

`Y know something Keith? That Nietzsche, quote, was just what I was thinking. Y`wouldn`t credit it, would y?

Another thing. If you go any more deeply, than you already do, we may have to engage the services of another character, I`ve discovered for the Di Blountisconi saga: `Juddbert the Mole`. He`s a descendant of a long line of Cornish Tin Miners.
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Tue Sep 18, 2007 10:26 pm Post

by the way Keith

there`s a young lady, with the lovely name of mariagwyn, languishing in Tech. Support, in need of your assistance. I bet you can`t guess where she lives.
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