I am seriously considering calling an,`Extraordinary Meeting`. of the Elders of-the Society of DOMs of Scriveners lower decks, and proposing we accept you into our Order as an Honorary Member. A DOW in-fact.
Does that appeal?
Only one condition: Gag has to go. I think the DOMS would much prefer a `Pouting PINK`:twisted:
Judders
Having attained an equilibrious state (of sorts), I`m `almost` in a position to fend off, with suitably barbed riposte, the scurrilous jibes and innuendoes, ensconced within the text of your last post. As I say almost.
Of necessity, I`ve had to remove ( with, I must add, the utmost reluctance), the banner with `Fluffy Skunkmunster` emblazoned across it . I`m just not mature enough to cope with it whilst at the same time, trying to relate to the rest of the world, as a sentient and cognant human being, in stead of a helpless gibbering idiot. I do of course realise that last phrase, has armed you with a cudgel of enormous proportions, with which to bludgeon me severely.
I have to leave now, and deliver my in-laws unto John Lennon airport (Liverpool). I wont be able to explain to them, that the reason I`m chuckling away to myself, isn`t because I`m getting rid of `em, but because of what some georgeous foul mouthed Totty wrote on `tinternet.
Inevitably, by the time I get back from, the Pool, they with have phoned her and told her what a******* ***** of a husband she`s got.
Adieu
vic
