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Jaysen
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:58 pm Post

Fluff wrote:
Markio wrote:Ah ok, English is not my native tongue (Google lead me to Point of sale)
Markio, Mr Jaysen is an American. English isn't his native tongue either.
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I never said it was.
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Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:20 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:I never said it was.



Mr Jaysen, niether did I.
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 5:05 pm Post

Fluff wrote:
Jaysen wrote:I never said it was.



Mr Jaysen, niether did I.
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Does that mean we are in violent agreement?
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Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:06 pm Post

So it is, with cats, and if it isn't that, it is a war of apathy.
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Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:37 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:Does that mean we are in violent agreement?
Young Master Jaysen,
I’m afraid not. I abhor violence of all kinds.
A violent agreement scenario, I suspect, would be akin to your good lady wife fetching you severe clouts about the ear holes, with a cast iron skillet pan, whilst admonishing you to radically adjust and amend your behaviour patterns, with words of inducement, such as:
..“You *!$!*/&%!! stupid *&^$$!!* !! If you do that again, I’ll cut off your !*%*$*!! *%&$!!. Are we talking the same !*+!%ing language!!?”

Whereas, young Master Jaysen, what transpired twixt you and I, was nought but the acknowledgment of simple truths, between a sentient being, my good self, a cat, and a non-sentient being, you, a human male.
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Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:46 pm Post

Fluff wrote:I’m afraid not. I abhor violence of all kinds.


A cat that abhors violence? I'll believe that when I see it.
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Sat Apr 30, 2011 2:10 pm Post

Fluff wrote:I abhor violence of all kinds.

Lyin' bitch!! :shock:
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