What Do You Really Want For Christmas?

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Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:05 pm Post

bobueland wrote: Please tell us which one you prefer.

Damn! :? Decisions decisions!! Decisions decisions!! Decisions decisions!!
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:15 pm Post

Mr Robert,
It's a straight-jacket vic-k needs not a jockstrap. I hope the furry thing is fake fur, Mr Bob. It wouldn't do to be using little animals for that kind of thing! :shock:
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:57 pm Post

Fluff wrote:Mr Robert,
It's a straight-jacket vic-k needs


OK, we can give him that too. I think this model with the long sleeves should suit him well. What's your opinion Mr Fluff?
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:46 pm Post

Saints preserve us Mr Bob! I feel a fur ball coming up! :shock:
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 10:51 pm Post

Decisions decisions! Any chance of a furry one with crossed swords? :?
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 12:50 am Post

vic-k wrote:Decisions decisions! Any chance of a furry one with crossed swords? :?
vic

Please tell me that's not a metaphor! :shock:
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:53 am Post

What's a metaphor? :? I might already have one of them.
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Wed Dec 15, 2010 6:15 pm Post

bobueland wrote:... don't wish for Sarah, it could be a nightmare.



Actually, for Christmas, I do wish for Sarah... just not the Sarah you are referring to.

The Sarah of my attention is more than a little smarter, more talented, funnier, and has a crapload more integrity than the other...

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Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:56 pm Post

I want to be made 40 years younger ... but then I suppose I'd be just another callow, boring 25 year-old, so perhaps not ...
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:41 pm Post

xiamenese wrote:I want to be made 40 years younger ...
Give over!! :D Go on, admit it...you want a furry jockstrap, too. :wink: 8)
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:45 pm Post

vic-k wrote:
xiamenese wrote:I want to be made 40 years younger ...
Give over!! :D Go on, admit it...you want a furry jockstrap, too. :wink: 8)
vic

the question is with or without swords?
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Thu Dec 16, 2010 4:09 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:the question is with or without swords?
Young Master Jaysen,
With his rapier sharp wit, Mr Mark, doesn't need swords.
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Tue Dec 21, 2010 5:46 pm Post

I was thinking more along these lines

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Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:54 am Post

Believe me, if I were 40 years younger, I wouldn't need a furry jock-strap, with or without swords ...

As for southern pigeon-post ... nah ... fancy stuff like that's not my line either ... plain and simple, that's me.

Merry wallet-emptying festival everyone!

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Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:30 pm Post

I have to be honest, it took me a minute to figure out the point of Wock's picture. I'm sittin' here thinking "he's in Ten'see where they make that whiskey, just go'n get a bottle!"

I think I am officially old now.
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