What Do You Really Want For Christmas?

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Mon Dec 13, 2010 3:57 pm Post

Let the imagination run wild. What do you REALLY want? No not peace on earth :evil:. You don't REALLY want that do you? And don't wish for Sarah, it could be a nightmare. And don't wish for accelerating climate change, even though it's cold in your country. Think of all the polar bears floating on the tiny pieces of ice. :twisted:

I don't want an iPad cause I already have one and I LOVE it. But I never had an iPhone. So I think I wish for an iPhone 4 this year :D. What do you REALLY, REALLY want for Christmas?
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:45 pm Post

bobueland wrote: What do you REALLY, REALLY want for Christmas?
A comfortable jockstrap.
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:50 pm Post

vic-k wrote:
bobueland wrote: What do you REALLY, REALLY want for Christmas?
A comfortable jockstrap.
vic


So the girls are all over you ... :twisted:
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 5:57 pm Post

And there we have it folks. The record is now set for the quickest change of a thread from respectable fun to ... fun for the lower decks (thank you Mr K I thought this thread was about to get serious, you have saved us).

Can anyone beat three words?
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:29 pm Post

sorry :oops: meant a comfortable hernia truss.
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:32 pm Post

But we are now into 4 words.

I know you can get it down to 2. Not sure you can make it 1 though.
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:38 pm Post

vic-k wrote:sorry meant a comfortable hernia truss.
I wish someone would buy him a muzzle and a gag! :(
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:41 pm Post

Fluff wrote:
vic-k wrote:sorry meant a comfortable hernia truss.
I wish someone would buy him a muzzle and a gag! :(
Fluff

I'm sure there is a street corner where you could find someone willing to help you with that.

But Fluff, is that really what you want for Christmas? Wouldn't something like
The abject servitude of humanity to me

be more appropriate for one of your obvious royal linage?
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:01 pm Post

Jaysen wrote:The abject servitude of humanity to me
I think not Mr Jaysen! Are you for real ? Have you seen the state of humanity?
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 8:03 pm Post

Fluff wrote:
Jaysen wrote:The abject servitude of humanity to me
I think not Mr Jaysen! Are you for real ? Have you seen the state of humanity?
Fluff

I grant you that, but given their servitude you could simply command
the queen of the cats wrote:Clean your act up and do something about Vic-k!

being your abject servants we would do naught but comply.
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Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:40 pm Post

I've given it quite a bit of thought, and while I can see the potential benefits of an end to hunger and world peace, what I'd really like is for the guys at HBO to make another season of "The Wire".
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:27 am Post

Mr pfder,
Do I detect your feline neighbour's preferences at work there? :?
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:22 pm Post

Fluff wrote:Mr pfder,
Do I detect your feline neighbour's preferences at work there? :?
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From my limited experiments to date, she seems to be a big fan of "Dawson's Creek". This morning she learnt a new trick: That a freshly ironed shirt is excellent to stand on as it keeps your toes nicely toasty. I was particularly pleased with that one.
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 5:07 pm Post

pigfender wrote:This morning she learnt a new trick:
Oh dear! Mr pfder, you really don't know who's being taught or trained here, do you? Ah well...
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Tue Dec 14, 2010 8:36 pm Post

vic-k wrote:
bobueland wrote: What do you REALLY, REALLY want for Christmas?
A comfortable jockstrap.
vic

Dear vic-k. You have done a great service to our community and I think we should grant you your wish. But I'm little uncertain about which ones you prefer. I have found two jockstraps that look very comfortable. The first are appropriate if it's really true that you are from royal lineage as Jaysen says.
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The other is warm for cold winter weather and I think you should feel really cosy in them. Please tell us which one you prefer.
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