Saints preserve us.Good for the bowels...eh?
Fluff
A kitten for Fluff.
Angry Fluffy
The wheel is turning but the hamster is still dead.
Wock wrote:Angry Fluffy
Brings to mind an old classic that I don't think has been linked yet. These guys seem like they could be friends of Fluff.
http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/
Katherine
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Fluff
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Sweetthing, perish the thought! Fluff's not mad at Cady. Fluff likes CadyCady wrote:Fluff is mad at me
Ah, 'tis the fair Katherine. I see you've met my in-laws. I avoid them like the plaguekewms wrote:These guys seem like they could be friends of Fluff.
(given the chance).Take care
Fluff
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Grrrr. The neighbour's cat left a nice long scratch down one side of my face this morning because she wasn't ready to get up when my alarm went off.
(she had let herself in and decided to sleep on my bed)
Last time I buy a TV for a cat, I can tell you.
(she had let herself in and decided to sleep on my bed)
Last time I buy a TV for a cat, I can tell you.
'Listen, some quiet night, when you've shirked your work that day. Do you hear
that distant, almost inaudible clicking sound? That's one of your
competitors, working away in the night in
Paris or London or Erie, PA.'
that distant, almost inaudible clicking sound? That's one of your
competitors, working away in the night in
Paris or London or Erie, PA.'
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Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.
What's required for owners is to learn Cat.
A language of gestures, grimaces, and glances.
In our experience, it takes about 10-12 years per feline.
What's required for owners is to learn Cat.
A language of gestures, grimaces, and glances.
In our experience, it takes about 10-12 years per feline.
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druid wrote:Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.
Mr. Munro would have you believe otherwise, although, as he finally admits, the results can be little short of disastrous.
http://haytom.us/showarticle.php?id=19
ps
You can't conquer stupid — or cure it — with more stupid.
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Exxxcuuuuuse me!
If I don't speak English, how the hell am I going to communicate with vic-k? Are you all implying vic-k is a linguist. He barely understands his native tongue as it is. If I speak slowly,very slowly, he usually gets the gist of it.
Take care
Fluff (English Speaker)
If I don't speak English, how the hell am I going to communicate with vic-k? Are you all implying vic-k is a linguist. He barely understands his native tongue as it is. If I speak slowly,very slowly, he usually gets the gist of it.
Take care
Fluff (English Speaker)
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Fluff wrote:If I don't speak English, how the hell am I going to communicate with vic-k?
PJS wrote:the results can be little short of disastrous.
I rest my case.
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druiddr
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Fluff wrote:Are you all implying vic-k is a linguist. He barely understands his native tongue as it is.
Vic, and his many personae, are on record in this forum as conversing fluently in English, French, Italian, Pirate, Feline, and let's not forget Low Mancunian.
druid wrote:Everyone knows that cats will not speak English.
What's required for owners is to learn Cat.
A language of gestures, grimaces, and glances.
In our experience, it takes about 10-12 years per feline.
I think this sums it up
Cat wrote:The Cat's Diary
Day 983 of my captivity.
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.
The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am.
There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.
Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.
I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...
The wheel is turning but the hamster is still dead.