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Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:05 am Post

The Muse performance will be of lesser quality.

Because all the Muses have a union, and such poor treatment of my Muse would not only tick her off, it would get word around the Museland.

Nah, I just can't risk it.

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Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:28 am Post

What WereBear said -- My Muse and I are on decent terms at the moment, and I like it that way.

Siren, have you and your Muse considered couples' counseling?

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Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:51 am Post

Muse shot back. She didn't miss. I lose again.

I have a wife and 2 kids that I can only attribute to a wiggle, a giggle, and the realization that she was out of my league so I might as well be happy with her as a friend. 26 years marriage later, I can't imagine life without her. -Me 10/7/09


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Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:32 am Post

Siren wrote:Maybe what I want is for one of you to shoot your Muse, which will put the fear of the proverbial up my Muse, who will then come trotting back to do his/her duty. That's a better plan, I think. Any volunteers?

Couldn't you just give your Muse a good spanking?
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Wed Feb 13, 2008 10:53 am Post

Siren Chéri,

I think my friend the Kinky Therapist , has a few cattle prods lying around, that she doesn`t use anymore. Would you like me to ask her to send you one. Or perhaps make an appointment for your muse to see her.

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