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by Thequietone
Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:07 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals
Replies: 44
Views: 2989

Re: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals

I am drinking M&S champagne to get rid of the last of Christmas.
Its disgusting.

But you have to start somewhere I suppose.

Next in line is a rubber TV so that I may assault physically instead of just verbally abuse.

Onwards and downwards.

Paul
by Thequietone
Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:29 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals
Replies: 44
Views: 2989

Re: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals

You may mock your suburbs but to me the prospect of drink barbecues and guns is so attractive.

Paul
by Thequietone
Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:31 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals
Replies: 44
Views: 2989

Re: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals

Panache, pertinent, prioritised. My aim i sto create a better world. For me. I hope there are no casualties, no collateral damage. But by god they deserve it. Its nationalistic to claim such qualities for north americans. You forget the English suffer the French and vice versa. I am shaken but not s...
by Thequietone
Thu Jan 07, 2010 6:59 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals
Replies: 44
Views: 2989

Re: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals

Jaysen wrote:So Paul, you are saying that you will be more "American"?


Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

I am creating something unique, not americanising.
The horror...the horror...

Paul
by Thequietone
Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:34 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals
Replies: 44
Views: 2989

Re: Requisite '09 failed resolutions + '10 goals

In 2010 I shall be more selfish, more self centred, more self oriented.
I will not be patient with fools. I will be honest with them rather than forbearing or polite.
In 2010 I will smack people in the mouth.

I'm feeling better already.

Paul
by Thequietone
Wed Dec 30, 2009 6:42 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 10
Views: 1113

Re: Ho Ho Ho

You're setting the bar pretty high for Vic then.

Perhaps we should consider communicating by pheromones.

Paul
by Thequietone
Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:33 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 10
Views: 1113

Re: Ho Ho Ho

No. Aaaahhhh as in realisation dawning. Duhhhhh as in I realise I am so stupid Homer Simpson style. Aaaaargghhhh as in I have fallen over a cliff. Eeerrrrrggghhhhh as in I have stepped in dog poo. I am wasting my time on words. I should evolve into the universal language of grunts, moans and expleti...
by Thequietone
Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:38 am
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Ho Ho Ho
Replies: 10
Views: 1113

Re: Ho Ho Ho

Christmas.
Aaaaaahhhhh.
That explains so much.

Thanks. I thought I was going mad.

Paul
by Thequietone
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:45 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Bread - why I hate Americans
Replies: 117
Views: 7303

Re: Bread - why I hate Americans

And gently kneaded.[/quote] Errrrrrr. I used a Magimix engine. Thats why I noted in the post the use of a chemical to introduce carbon dioxide to raise the batter/dough to fearsome heights only to relieve the CO2 into the atmosphere and murder a dolphin. The glut of bananas comes about because on Su...
by Thequietone
Thu Dec 10, 2009 4:03 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Bread - why I hate Americans
Replies: 117
Views: 7303

Re: Bread - why I hate Americans

Due to a glut of bananas I have made banana bread.
Damn successful.

The secret is the bicarbonate of soda which produces carbon dioxide and makes the dough/batter fluffy.
Previous attempt was a cooked lump. Tasted great and I still ate it.

Paul
by Thequietone
Thu Dec 10, 2009 9:01 am
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: The Ipad
Replies: 10
Views: 681

The Ipad

The E-book reader from Apple.
Rumours, including contract terms are getting stronger.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/09 ... ring_2010/

There is a slight mention on Mac Rumors.

Paul
by Thequietone
Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:13 am
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.
Replies: 5
Views: 490

Re: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.

Being fair the smokers in the UK seem quite happy to stand in the cold drizzling rain sucking on a fag. All the while their belongings can be stolen and their beer is getting warmer. It does surprise me they have not rebelled. And yes, your clothes not stinking so you don't have to hang them in anot...
by Thequietone
Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:05 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.
Replies: 5
Views: 490

Re: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.

Only in America... I think you are a bit harsh Wock. If you are 81 years old and have an 18 year old Ukrainian bride falling over in a sports bar is a serious matter. Have compassion. And for the World of Warcraft w***** he has to experience some tough love. Crucifixion. Solves a lot of problems and...
by Thequietone
Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:26 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.
Replies: 5
Views: 490

Re: FSC Cigarettes and Common Sense.

I think people should be taught how to smoke responsibly. How to extinguish cigarettes. How to inhale deeply so that your cheeks suck in. How to dispose of the ash and stub ethically. I also think the cigarette should be inserted into one of your nostrils to prevent any obvious oral enjoyment. I des...
by Thequietone
Sat Nov 28, 2009 7:16 pm
Forum: And Now For That Latte
Topic: Google autocomplete (get those strawberries off my nipples!)
Replies: 14
Views: 905

Re: Google autocomplete (get those strawberries off my nipples!)

"That's true. Too much cheese is not a good thing. Thank goodness for Quorn." Rice and beans eaten in combination is supposed to provide the whole protein that vegetables. plant matter lacks. In contrast to that Gorillas get pretty big on fruit and cows do well on just grass. This thread h...