I am drinking M&S champagne to get rid of the last of Christmas.
Its disgusting.

But you have to start somewhere I suppose.

Next in line is a rubber TV so that I may assault physically instead of just verbally abuse.

Onwards and downwards.

Paul

You may mock your suburbs but to me the prospect of drink barbecues and guns is so attractive.

Paul

Panache, pertinent, prioritised. My aim i sto create a better world. For me. I hope there are no casualties, no collateral damage. But by god they deserve it. Its nationalistic to claim such qualities for north americans. You forget the English suffer the French and vice versa. I am shaken but not s...

Jaysen wrote:So Paul, you are saying that you will be more "American"?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

I am creating something unique, not americanising.
The horror...the horror...

Paul

In 2010 I shall be more selfish, more self centred, more self oriented.
I will not be patient with fools. I will be honest with them rather than forbearing or polite.
In 2010 I will smack people in the mouth.

I'm feeling better already.

Paul

You're setting the bar pretty high for Vic then.

Perhaps we should consider communicating by pheromones.

Paul

No. Aaaahhhh as in realisation dawning. Duhhhhh as in I realise I am so stupid Homer Simpson style. Aaaaargghhhh as in I have fallen over a cliff. Eeerrrrrggghhhhh as in I have stepped in dog poo. I am wasting my time on words. I should evolve into the universal language of grunts, moans and expleti...

Christmas.
Aaaaaahhhhh.
That explains so much.

Thanks. I thought I was going mad.

Paul

And gently kneaded.[/quote] Errrrrrr. I used a Magimix engine. Thats why I noted in the post the use of a chemical to introduce carbon dioxide to raise the batter/dough to fearsome heights only to relieve the CO2 into the atmosphere and murder a dolphin. The glut of bananas comes about because on Su...

Due to a glut of bananas I have made banana bread.
Damn successful.

The secret is the bicarbonate of soda which produces carbon dioxide and makes the dough/batter fluffy.
Previous attempt was a cooked lump. Tasted great and I still ate it.

Paul

The E-book reader from Apple.
Rumours, including contract terms are getting stronger.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/12/09 ... ring_2010/

There is a slight mention on Mac Rumors.

Paul

Being fair the smokers in the UK seem quite happy to stand in the cold drizzling rain sucking on a fag. All the while their belongings can be stolen and their beer is getting warmer. It does surprise me they have not rebelled. And yes, your clothes not stinking so you don't have to hang them in anot...

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I think people should be taught how to smoke responsibly. How to extinguish cigarettes. How to inhale deeply so that your cheeks suck in. How to dispose of the ash and stub ethically. I also think the cigarette should be inserted into one of your nostrils to prevent any obvious oral enjoyment. I des...

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