gr wrote:Jaysen wrote:I think I married a naiad.
No, I am pretty sure a naiad married you, buddy. What she ever saw in an asterisk, we will never know. I mean it's not even a proper punctuation mark. More of a dingbat, when it comes right down to it.
Well, I can't argue with that logic. I never brought much to the table other than wide eyes and stammering. Still hard to think straight when she's in the room with me. And when asked "what will you do for her?" my response is best answered symbolically; *