Introducing Mr Johnson (the shadowy "DMJ")

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 3:19 pm Post

Congratulations and may God have mercy on your souls!!!

You could just live in sin like the rest of us. SHE doesn't mind. Really.

Fantastic news. May you have a remarkable life together.

Oh, yes, Happy Christmas and an outstanding New Year to everyone...including Keith!

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 4:39 pm Post

David, that is wonderful news! I love being married and my husband seems to be rather enjoying it as well! :) Married life is good!

Enjoy your time in Norway, have a great holiday and New Year, and a wonderful new life together. Hey, that sounds like a movie title...It's a Wonderful Life...wonder where I heard that one....


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Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:17 am Post

Congratulations, David! And, while I'm here, Season's Greetings to one and all!

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Fri Dec 26, 2008 10:20 am Post

[quote="DMJ"]Wishing you all a merry Christmas period! I currently find myself in Norway, with my girlfriend, that miraculously turned into my fiancée yesterday![/quote]

Crazy stuff happens in warned. :)


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Fri Dec 26, 2008 7:50 pm Post

I think that, under the circumstances, it may be appropriate to repost this for Nina`s benefit...

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?




First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck !

Tech Support

...but having done my duty, and proffered the warning, I now throw caution to the wind, and wish you both a very happy and fruitful married life together☺

May Good Luck and many Blessings, dog your footsteps, always.
Take care,

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Thu Jul 30, 2009 8:21 pm Post

This is terrific Keith! Congrats on all the well deserved success. Just listened to your MacLife interview and you did a great job as well. I also apologize once again for getting in the way of your holiday with too many questions.

Keep up the good work. The writers of the world need you.

Best always,