Introducing Mr Johnson (the shadowy "DMJ")

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:44 pm Post

[quote="vic-k"]
If you bimbos don`t get your act together, and stop calling me a dog, things will get weird...believe me!!

It`s about time this Johnson joker got his act together,too, and dumped all you off-topickers overboard!
Fluff[/quote]

In an effort to keep this thread on topic and appropriate for this forum, I want to make an announcement.

I am not a bimbo.

There, okay, I feel better now having made my announcement.

Alexandria

PS This is all part of welcoming our new Mr. Johnson and having a bit of fun with our online pals in the process! It is indeed part of the wonderful weirdness of the Scrivener forum!

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:53 pm Post

[quote="alexwein"]It is indeed part of the wonderful weirdness of the Scrivener forum![/quote]

You don`t think we`re becoming too weird...do y` Alex?☹

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:59 pm Post

[quote="vic-k"][quote="alexwein"]It is indeed part of the wonderful weirdness of the Scrivener forum![/quote]

You don`t think we`re becoming too weird...do y` Alex?☹[/quote]
if by "we" you mean all the "you" personas that keep showing up … probably.

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:07 pm Post

If anyone here has ever read the Shadow Run series books or played the game way back when you could share in the humor of the term "Mr. Johnson"

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Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:28 pm Post

[quote="Wock"]If anyone here has ever read the Shadow Run series books or played the game way back when you could share in the humor of the term "Mr. Johnson"
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Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:51 am Post

[quote="vic-k"][quote="alexwein"]It is indeed part of the wonderful weirdness of the Scrivener forum![/quote]

You don`t think we`re becoming too weird...do y` Alex?☹[/quote]

Nah, no way LD, er I mean Fluff, Dr. Mulality, I mean....vic???? ;-)

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 1:55 am Post

[quote="Wock"]If anyone here has ever read the Shadow Run series books or played the game way back when you could share in the humor of the term "Mr. Johnson"[/quote]

Hmmm, I wonder if it's the same thing that comes to my mind with "Mr. Johnson"...no, just checked it doesn't. Can't say I'm familiar with the Shadowrun series. Looks fun. But what came to my mind was more fun.... ;-)

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:45 am Post

David? Are you following this thread? Be afraid... Be very afraid.

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:52 am Post

KB, does he still exist? I don't think we have seen evidence of him since the avatar discussion. He is becoming as elusive as the 1.5 release date.

:P

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:35 am Post

"David? Are you following this thread? Be afraid... Be very afraid."


http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=UGsfwhb4-bQ

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do
I'm half crazy all for the love of you
It won't be a stylish marriage
I can't afford a carriage
But you'll look sweet upon the seat
Of a bicycle built for two

We will go tandem as man and wife
Daisy, Daisy
Wheeling away down the road of life
I and my Daisy Bell

When the nights dark, we can both despise
Policemen and lamps as well
There are bright lights in the dazzling eyes
Of beautiful Daisy Bell

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Thu Dec 04, 2008 4:01 pm Post

Don`t be afraid David. We wont hurt you. You wont feel a thing...honest! Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh
Aaaarrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeaaahhhhhhhheeeheeehehehahahaaggghhh!!!

Do take care David
Your friends

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 9:16 am Post

Wishing you all a merry Christmas period! I currently find myself in Norway, with my girlfriend, that miraculously turned into my fiancée yesterday! On reflection, I guess there really wasn't any divine or supernatural intervention, you generally present a big diamond and avarice kicks-in! Romantic to the core. I'll spend today slipping around fjords, tending roaring fires, wrapping-up against the cold, with a spot of retribution pillaging on the side. Hope you all have an equally enjoyable day.

Best regards,
David

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:38 am Post

What a wonderful Christmas! Congratulations.
.:.
Ioa Petra'ka
“Whole sight, or all the rest is desolation.” —John Fowles

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 11:41 am Post

Damn, pipped to the post! Many, many congratulations and best wishes, not only for Christmas and the New Year, but for the rest of your lives together.

Mark

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Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:13 pm Post

Poor, poor Nina.

Happy Christmas everyone else!